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Fuck around and find out

“X SLAMS Y over (random bullshit).”

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Fuck articles like these.

Fair

You mean fuck off?

Edward Norton once winked at me while I was standing in line for Pinks hot dogs in LA.

I am gay for Edward Norton.

Hey, I actually worked on the marketing campaign for the game. We were the ones who shipped out review copies, handed out press kits and whatnot.

I still have an Eddie Riggs statue proudly sitting in my closet.

Ask me anything, I suppose.

And to answer the obvious question, we kind of knew about the RTS elements in the game, but not the full extent of them. So when the reviews came in blasting the game for being a bait and switch, that was fully justified.

Those 9/11 pants go HARD

I got into an argument with some coworkers over whether or not Gonzo counts as a sex icon.

Everyone agreed Miss Piggy is, but it was 50/50 on Gonzo.

TFW no otter GF.

Truly life is not worth living.