I’ve watched part of this speech, and it made me wonder if his handlers actually sometimes roleplay stuff for him. Like, some stories he tells sound like they’re based on things he experienced in real life, but they’re obviously absurd, so maybe it was just things that were played for him to make him feel good?

E. g. the part about the leaders of Azerbaijan and the other country (Trump seems to have forgotten its name, once again):

Azerbaijan was — this was going on for 36 years. They said, it’s not solvable, sir. You can’t — don’t do it. I said, I will do it. I will do it. And I got on the phone with the two countries. They were great. They were great. I knew immediately. I knew as soon as I started talking to them, we’re going to solve that war. And we did. Now they’re so happy. Now they’re friends. One said he’s been President for 32 years — 22 years. He said, you know, for 22 years, I did nothing but kill his people. They were in the room together at the Oval Office. And they started off spread like this. They have the beautiful Resolute Desk. And one was here, and one was here. You couldn’t get further away. That’s the furthest I’ve ever seen two people in front of me. And as the hour went by, they got closer, closer, closer. And at the end of the hour, we had it done. And they hugged and hugged and hugged. And I said, that’s so nice, and you’re going to remain friends. And I spoke to them — one of them — the other day. He said, no, he’s now my friend. But for 22 years, he’s been the head of Azerbaijan for 22 years. And the other guy — great guy, too — seven. And you know that war. That was a war that was not solvable. He said, for seven years. And the other one said, for 22 years, all I did was kill his people. That’s all I’ve done. I said, well, we’re going to put a stop to that. So we solved that.

Well ok, maybe he’s just completely talking out of his ass here. But look at this story about some tariff billions they found on a shelf:

But the money coming in is, we’ve never seen anything like it. The other day, they had $31 billion that they found. Thirty-one billion dollars. So we found $31 billion, and we’re not sure from where it came. A gentleman came in, a financial guy. I said, well, what does that mean? He said, we don’t know where it came. I said, check the tariff shelf. No, sir. The tariffs haven’t started in that sector yet. I said, yes, they have. They started seven weeks ago. Check it. It comes back 20 minutes later. Sir, you’re right. It came from tariffs. Thirty-one billion. That’s enough to buy a lot of battleships, Admiral, to use an old term.

When he says a “gentleman came in, a financial guy”, I really wonder if it was some staffer dressed up to tell him a feel-good story about tariffs.

(got the transcript from here)

How are fascists always so cringe

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Every American will receive a med bed card? So like, universal healthcare?

I think my account is around 18 years old so let’s see what the AI thinks.

My eyes are up here!

Edit: Darn it, just clicked on makeshiftreaper’s link below and found that somebody else already made (and drew) that joke.

Let’s get the entire map bright red.

• US and Afghanistan
• North Korea and South Korea
• Russia and Ukraine
• Israel and Gaza
• Israel and Iran
• India and Pakistan
• US and Venezuela
• Aberbaijan and Albania
• Armenia and Cambodia

I’m sure I missed some. He’s like the King Midas of making peace.

Time to read up on Aktion T4, the Nazi campaign to mass murder people with disabilities and mental illness. During Aktion T4, the Nazis developed the techniques later used in concentration camps.

Kilmeade’s comment is a Nazi comment.

Also, I don’t know Don Beyer and maybe the tweet is meant in good faith, but arguing “we shouldn’t kill the homeless because some of them are children or veterans” is highly problematic, too.