I say these.

It pisses her off and she hates it being the reason, and it’s hilarious to me

I do actually, but it’s more of a sad laughter because there’s nothing inside

Don’t think it would be possible to be second to last or any other really

Then let’s only pay the portion that does go to the community or necessary public services

Morning me is the asshole, why can’t he just fuckin deal with it

This is not exclusive to Apple, any pre-built reseller does the same thing, Apple just has their flair of a little bit more

I get drunk on $5 now

99’s are a beautiful thing

Because they weren’t designed to be edited, but somehow here we are

I guarantee you I know thousands of people’s passwords as well, I just don’t know the username associated.

Gotta get that prison labor somehow