“I’ve never died, so death is just a myth”

Go to China and tell them that General Tso’s is Chinese cuisine, I dare you.

the good old days when men simply butchered women

Like Hamas did a little over a month ago, you mean?

So you talk about politics, but don’t even know the basics. Nice.

Not illustrated here, but I like the one with the guy coughing his lungs out.

Mussolini came to power a hundred years ago. That’s one century. It takes a couple of years to learn English to a passable degree. How can Mussolini possibly be blamed for how badly Italians speak English today?

an easy way to reduce costs that make the employees happy

That’s the problem, right there.

Cutting corners due to the money being spirited away by corrupt officials. This is Russia after all.

Fuckin’ A, man.

It’s what hot dogs crave.