Mmm, love me some DP, especially from my blower.

It’s gas powered.

It even comes with a built-in flash to show you did it right!

There’s also:

Brain: Okay, time to do things!

Body: Ehh… Later, let’s just lay here and have anxiety about not doing the things

If we don’t party, what did the Beastie Boys die for?

Using a Latin alphabet. Using Germanic pronunciation. Borrowing words from Spanish. Stealing words from French. Changing accent to avoid sounding Gaelic.

I have always loved the analogy that English isn’t a language, it’s three bilingual children stacked on top of each other wearing a trenchcoat and arguing about bologna.

What kind of games do you play?

No silly, she was the character Matilda, but I don’t remember the movie’s name.

I don’t care about being “nice,” I try very hard to be good and sometimes that comes off as “nice,” but generally being good improves my life, the life of my loved ones, the life of my community, and sometimes even the world, if only very little.

Evil people can be nice too, is the problem.

1st. That’s not dominoes, that’s whack-a-mole

2nd. Hell yeah, let me grab me mallet

And also smells like unchanged diaper shit

They’ll jail him aaaaaaaaaany day now

?? I feel like you’re jumping a handful of steps to reach that conclusion. This has nothing to do with whether the judge thinks it will stop him from committing a crime.

It’s pretty simple, don’t commit an obvious crime, especially in front of law enforcement.

I’m low on Vitamin $

Turning off sticky keys is one of the first things I do after accidentally activating it during a raid and wiping the team.

It sounds like the post fits fairly well to your workplace, but at any rate I think the important part is that “respect” means different for different people and the core idea that some think there’s a difference incoming vs outgoing is problematic.

The whole core of “treat others as you wish to be treated” is this. It’s not about actions, it’s about intentions. It should be “treat others with the respect and consideration you wish for them to give to you”

“Bandit Heeler has recently come under scrutiny to the allegations that he is ‘the bestest boy.’ More tonight at 7”

Honestly it would have been fine if she tried using anything other than chunky peanut butter as lube, we all know poodles are chompers, not lickers

You’re spot on, I no longer deal with said “veil of plausible deniability”

This is 100% how I approach all sorts of relationships in my life, not just romantic. That’s called direct and open communication.

I will straight up ask (politely) that someone clarify what their explicit stance is, if they refuse or try to play coy about it I simply let them know I don’t know where they stand and I don’t know what they want.

I’ve done this with bosses, siblings, my son, and my partner. I have grown to respect people much more because I understand them better and have also cut out some toxicity from my life that I didn’t know was eating away at my happiness.

CDPR also saw no place for a crunch culture in game development… Until they did

Ah yes, my first guess always