He’s already spinning some yarn that it was Ukraine. I call bullshit.

Oh, one can dream.

Next: Elon Musk will try to fake one and will pull a full on Eric-Cartman-style “screw you guys, I’m going home” when his incompetence is inevitably revealed…

Notoriety, maybe.

I mean it’s also pretty unrealistic that a drunk-ass low-life redneck would be secretary of defense, yet here we are.

It makes me just sad that the deplorables have managed to hijack one of the most powerful nations on earth.