I will: Never violate the trust of my clients or disrepsect their property.

I will: Never say, “I don’t know.” Instead say, “I’ll find out.”

I will: Always understand that my clients’ time is more valuable than my own. Sci-Fi conventions, car shows, and movie premieres be damned.

I will: Assume every problem is my fault, unless proven otherwise.

Geek squad. We’ll steal your noods.

If you don’t need much power, you could probably look for something used and get a good deal on a 17" laptop.

I’m getting Super Mario vibes with the mushrooms and you could imagine the bomb in the top left is a bullet bill.

I guess it uses Canadian farms, but Purina is owned by Nestlé.

Are those Sonic codes?

I have the same wood wrist support. Also, I love the Dwarf Fortress mat!

Papa Johns isn’t distancing themselves from their founder very well it seems.

Enterprise Rental Car is a surprise to me. I’ll boycot them now.

Dairy Queen… now that one hurts.

A cabin in the woods when there’s zombies out there? You’d never sleep! I’d take my chances trying to find a compound.

Yeah I recommend rolling the Too Swole To Control perk. Sounds like you refuse to do cardio. /s obvs

There is PvP in Path of Exile 2 and at least one known Nazi player. Go ahead and kill him when his Boosting Ground worker is off the clock.

Hahaha, love this!

I’m not American. If that happens here in Canada I’ll be helping organize.

There needs to be general strikes and protests in response to these authoritarian acts.

I’m sure you can find food that isn’t imported from the US.

I bought Might and Magic 8 and brought it home. There was only the play CD and no install CD. Never been so disappointed when buying a game in my life. I bought the game during a trip and couldn’t easily return it.

TLDR: I love Steam

Print this and post it at your local grocery store.

Old Dutch All Dressed is really good too! I get the sour cream and cheddar every once in a while. It’s weirdly addictive. I also grew up on their ketchup chips.

Hope you got to the hospital. That looks like a nasty stroke.

The amount of people who refuted your statement is… concerning and weird.

Every time I see this I think there can’t be even more hilarious jokes that follow this same format, but this one is so good.

Thanks! Not sure of how accurate this is. I know there’s a Lay’s factory near me that makes chips. I guess the parent company is American. But that’s still a handy cheat sheet.