Neat.

Some of you kids have never been to Nebraska and it shows… Don’t even know how to grab a six pack and enjoy an evening on the back roads after work.

I did the local river rapids on an inflatable sea turtle the other day more or less because of a friendship like that. Also in the same day we went to the rodeo, a concert, he tried and failed to get laid at a party bar where he lost his wallet, we came upon an illegal rave riding our bicycles back and joined that for an hour, he threw his chain like a mile out from the apartments and like hell 2 drunk guys were getting the chain back on a fixie in the dark so we ended up walking the last section next to the highway.

I mean, if you’re far enough away to notice a bomb going off before the shockwave hits you putting something between you and the soon to collapse roof is probably your next best move.

I’m picturing this being carbon fiber and the top tube snapping at the bend.

I at least had the advantage of just being able to use my name.

I’m from Nebraska and volunteered for them a few times and I feel like they’ve probably got a rough position being as Nebraskans seem to hate wildlife in every context but hunting and fishing.

Edit: also the geese seem pretty passive there, never personally had nor witnessed a negative interaction with them.

Also he’s wet because the river’s flooded a significant part of the local trail and he loves swimming.

If I recall correctly that one, in a number of ways, ended up getting even more out of hand and insane than it started. Something about taking the LSD themselves, fucking the dolphins, and drama related to that.

Union binding company, a fairly prominent company as far as snowboarding goes.

Presumably similar to if you ate a comparable amount of really clean sand. Can’t imagine it feels great coming out but otherwise just takes up space as it goes through your body.

Also lives in the complex.

For what it’s worth I’m a guy with a ponytail and I had a dudebro at a bar in Nebraska threaten to kill me because he thought that meant I was gay, so I suppose the saving grace is we’re not facing off against intellectuals on this front.

Honestly that one seems like a low bar for us to only be fucking dealing with in 2024.

Maintenance guy at my apartment just got canned for passing out drunk with the shower running and the drain clogged and flooding one of the buildings, wonder if it would’ve worked out better if he went with that line instead.

Hell, Shrek isn’t even the movie that comes to mind in reference to this song. Comes up near the end of Lord of War.

My dogs go to their leashes and sit when they see me loading my pipe…

The amount of rage you could milk from that almost makes it feel worth it.

I figured out what you meant but my initial mental image for “automatically chain together” was a long line of Hondas and Teslas connected by short tow straps.

Magpies are the friendliest birds for people but I almost feel bad about it because they’re dicks to other birds.