When a car is following another there is a safe speed for the distance between the cars. If the person in back can’t maintain the proper distance, it is the person in fronts responsibility to maintain the proper speed.

A big white dog.

My nightstand is his crate.

I rolled dice

One died in a car accident, the other hung themselves

What the fuck? I know for a fact you died.

fuck tha police

When you understand that in the grand scheme of things we are all profoundly ignorant, everything becomes much more interesting.

Anytime I think " fuck I don’t know how to do that" I remind myself that I can learn it, and then learn at least the basics.

While I may not be the font of all knowledge, I am the overflowing urinal of useless information.

I’ve been saying " fuck this I’m rerolling" when life get extra shitty for years now. It is fun to see the faces of the people who understand what I’m talking about.

Personally I want the life setting " no loot drop on respawn" I would go to many more places if all I had to do is die and respawn at save with all my shit… though walmart might get pissy about it.

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Psst, she used to go by Sansevieria but she is a Dracaena now.

The Bible says " He who speaks without knowing shall be praised by fools and mocked by the wise"

Cause George knows to shut the fuck up and vote properly, they care fuck all about who the politician is as long as they vote along party lines.

We live in pretty much the same situation as op, the only shelters near us charge $75 to drop off a pet unless you live in the city.

Last time we did it we lied about our address and name the guy obviously didn’t believe us but took the dog.