You continue to meet expectations…
Your dress is very popular!
“See you later”
“Not if I see you first!”
I love this one. It takes a moment, but it’s good!
Per my last email
In a similar vein, if something is written down: really nitpicking on grammatical and spelling mistakes and adding [sic] to quotes.
“govern yourself accordingly” would likely have been on there, I imagine
This question makes no sense because I’m British and we make literally anything sound like an insult.
You’re at the top of the bell curve.
“well done you”
“This tastes … interesting”
Well, at least you’re pretty!
Which is right behind the obvious:
Bless your heart!
My relationship with you is going almost well
“Your wife, sir, under the pretense of keeping a bawdy house, is a receiver of stolen goods” -Samuel Johnson
Doing it your way will also work…
Bless his/her heart…