Thank god he negotiated a peace deal with the hurricane at the last minute.
Hes not wrong. We almost did have nuclear war.
Because of his stupidity and assholery toward North Korea.
He succesful prevented nuclear holocaust by being voted out before he could make everything even worse
There are some things you read online that i just can’t get out of my brain. One of those things was a random comment when trump came back from north korea, that said something like: after all these years under obama, i van finally rest easy, i can finally sleep at night, now that my family is save and we are not under constant nuclear threat anymore.
I get that people are paranoid and scared, and they hide at home with a gun under their pillow. But how the fuck does this thought crosses anyone’s mind? From the guy who can barely say nuclear.
How does that thought cross their mind?
Because black man scary, that’s why.
That wasn’t even close to a nuclear war. The real threat was nuking the hurricanes. Just imagine what could have happened if Atlantis retaliated. /s
…Florida sinks into the sea? I’m good with that.
Give it a couple more years. Climate change is going to make each and every hurricane that hits Florida a Cat 5. Hell, the water might even get so hot they will invent a new Cat 6!
I think, as a society, we need to admit Atlantis is owed reparations anyways.
North Korea is not a threat and never will be a threat unless attacked. They are just hungry and making a show. Fucking Americans man…
Paywalls suck.
You deserve a medal.
Maybe one of those participation ribbons. Thank you :)
paywalls suck, this site rocks
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I averted bank robbery….by not robbing the bank.
Trump narrowly averted a nuclear holocaust… by forgetting how the Football works.
They haven’t given him the football. It’s just a briefcase with an Arduino and some LEDs in it.
In this article: lying liar lies.
Fun fact: that’s not a defense for any of his crimes.
Trump is going to die in federal custody if he doesn’t off himself first.
We can only hope, but I have zero trust in the justice system to sentence him to any jail time.
If the justice system fails to act, won’t someone rid me of this meddlesome ex-president?
I said custody, not jail time. An ex-president knows too much to be left in General Population.
As long as we don’t fuck up & elect a Republican, Trump isn’t walking away from 91 felonies. He will die alone under house arrest at a military base.
He could also try running to Russia
Well he’s already revealed all the state secrets, so there isn’t much risk I suppose.
That didn’t work for Manafort. I’m not sure Trump’s Secret Security detail would allow that, even if he wasn’t under indictment for 91 felonies.
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But he’s a liar and I’m not sure about you!
Thanks for getting a great song stuck in my head.
He might actually believe that himself.
And I’d like to see him in jail as much as the next one, but is this really news? “Colossal narcissist brags about his achievements”.
No it’s not news, but it’s got the orange assholes name in the title so it’s going to get clicks and comments
Paywalled :(
And friends of mine have said, you are the most honest person in the world.
LMFAO. Does the world have recorded audio or recorded video of any other human being in the history of humanity making more provably false statements than trump? No. If there was a Guinness world record for lying, trump would be the record holder.
