Welcome to the Wednesday Whinge.

Cor, last week aye. What went wrong there?

First the thing with the whatsit. Then the other one broke down. Don’t even get me started on Daves antics. Phew…

What do you all think. What’s had you bellyaching this week?

  • @momocchi@lemmy.world
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    510 months ago

    I have a literal belly ache due to a stomach bug, had me up all night in pain making trips to the bathroom and i just want to sleeeep

    • @sabreW4K3
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      110 months ago

      Had one of these for a little while. It’s not fun. I’m currently deciding if I should go to A&E because, WTF? 🥺

      • tkcOPM
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        310 months ago

        I ended up calling 111 for mine last week. Had to take a day off of work.

        Still no idea what it was.

        • @sabreW4K3
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          110 months ago

          I’ve been laid up for days. Get well soon!

      • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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        210 months ago

        If you think you should go to A&E then do so. At a minimum, visit a walk-in centre. You can never be too careful and something is clearly not right.

        • @sabreW4K3
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          29 months ago

          Haha. Ended up in intensive care for a week due to my issues. I’m on the mend though 🙇🏾‍♂️

  • Mex
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    310 months ago

    The long weekend wasn’t long enough, and I need another to recover from it.

    • tkcOPM
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      710 months ago

      Yeah, it’s almost like it’s a bit or something. OP must be deranged.

    • @sabreW4K3
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      210 months ago

      So like a channel 4 “comedy”?

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    210 months ago

    I may have eaten the label on an apple - I wonder if they are designed to break down in the stomach or will I see it again.

        • tkcOPM
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          210 months ago

          Have you done any sex pesting? That’s the only way to know if you used your ability on yourself.

          • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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            10 months ago

            Even if I’d wanted to I haven’t had the time. I’ll see how things shape up tomorrow.

            edit: actually, I went to the pub last night and didn’t dry hump anyone (or any other kind of hp, just for the sake of clarity), so I’m probably good.

  • @mackwinston@feddit.uk
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    210 months ago

    Awful head cold last week, one of those that buggers up the ears (could barely hear sounds below about middle C, making everything sound tinny like it was on a cheap radio).

  • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝
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    10 months ago

    Dickgate rumbles on, although I don’t think I’ve mentioned it. A friend sent me a photo captioned “trying for one of those hotdog leg photos” except he took it on a nudist beach, if you get my drift. Also the “dick” but is a clue.

    Then, one of our mutual best friends, who happens to be gay, is put out because he didn’t get sent it. I’ve explained that the whole point was to send it to someone who wouldn’t appreciate it.

    Now those two have got together for an end of Summer knees up and have been sending my naked (at least from the waist up) photos. It feels like this has got of hand. As it were.