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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 2 days ago

This was a choice

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This was a choice

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.com to WTF@lemmy.wtf · 2 days ago
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    12 hours ago

    when you hunt cookie monsters you should use every part

  • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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    12 hours ago

    A really, really, really shitty one. That isn’t a pun.

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    These were bad but then so were the cushioned ones that got grossly wet at the slightest hint of ass sweat.

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    The dookie monster

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      All it needs is some googly eyes to become completely unusable!

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          D is for dookie, that good enough for me!

          • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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            12 hours ago

            Get OUT!

        • porksnort@slrpnk.net
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          Yep, not pooping there!

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    2 days ago

    Is that a fucking shit stain?? 😱

    • Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      2 days ago

      Welcome to the world of yesterday. Wanna stay?

      • Gladaed@feddit.org
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        20 hours ago

        Wash your shit(literally)

      • JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca
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        Can I smoke a cigarette in a restaurant full of children!?

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          Yeah but that pony wall that separated the smoking and non smoking sections took care of it!

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    2 days ago

    My grandparents had one of those fuzzy toilet seat covers when I was little. I thought it was cool when I was too young to realize it was really gross.

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      No one shits on the toilet cover.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Yeah just dirty ass sweat and piss droplets

      • WALLACE@feddit.uk
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        16 hours ago

        Don’t tell me what to do

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      Man I feel old, I remember those being disturbingly popular when I was growing up

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    Thanks for making me barf up the lunch I just ate ;-;

    That brown stain… Eugh ;-;

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    Poor choices are still choices. And this one was very, very poor.

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    Sir you have abused my eyes and mind and i must protest.

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    I like comfort, sue me

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      No need, you will be dead from the bacterial infections soon.

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    What they don’t want you to know is that this toilet is owned by my neighbor’s Shitzu and they’re training it to rub its ass on this toilet seat carpet rather than the living room carpet.

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