last time i opened, i found it hidden underneath that intimidating tree with the sunglasses on and detective hat

Key code is 1312

Did you look under the fascists aren’t welcome mat?

I heard a rumor that my father’s cousin’s nephew’s brother’s former roommate’s glassblowing teacher had the keys to it, but they couldn’t pay the rent, so it got repurposed into the HQ for a multi-billion-dollar international corporation. But nobody knows which one, so guess they’ll have to uproot all the major corporations to find out more about Antifa from information left behind in the building.

You can ask Xi when you get your daily Xi-buxx.

Sorry guys I ate it with a comically large spoon (I was hungry after Stalin devoured all the world’s grain leaving nothing left)

Yes, sorry using it to bump drugs off of

I have a set of keys, but I only have them to unlock the building for moral reasons.