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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago

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jankforlife@lemmy.ml to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Please use /home/ instead.

    • somerandomperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      /home/ what? it needs to be /home/$(whoami)

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        Nah it should be $HOME, not everyone’s home directory is in the default location.

        • Speiser0@feddit.org
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          Nah you should use xdg dirs, it’s 2025.

  • Brkdncr@lemmy.world
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    I’d be afraid of anyone referencing “c:\users” too.

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      That’s “C:\\Users” to you

      • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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        “c:\users”? what? c:?

        so it isnt a: anymore?

        • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vg
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          A: was for saving 💾.

          • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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            yall no longer use the funni bendy disk then?

            • VeganPizza69 Ⓥ@lemmy.vg
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              I had a portable floppy drive for years, but it was useless.

              • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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                i have one

                but it broke and i dont have the materials to fix it

    • Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@piefed.mitch.science
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      “Windows meme makers, can you go five seconds without revealing your appalling lack of technical curiosity?”

      Windows Meme Makers: “The C drive! … How long was that?”

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    Fuck OneDrive with a rusty hook.

    Ok, so not OneDrive generally but specifically the unholy merging of OD and Win11. JFC when I navigate to a folder and save a file there THAT FILE HAD BETTER FUCKING BE THERE and not in some shadow folder you default mapped to OneDrive because FUCK ME, RIGHT?

    This irritates me so much. Get off my lawn.

    • Mitch Effendi (ميتش أفندي)@piefed.mitch.science
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      Nah, as someone who gave an honest, college try at making use of OneDrive, I maintain its fate vis a vie the rusty hook.

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        As a university sysadmin that spent half a fucking hour yesterday trying to log someone out of a classroom computer’s MS Office software (the “sign out” button did fuck all, go figure): fuck Microsoft, fuck Office, fuck Outlook, fuck Onedrive, fuck their SSO, and their mother too. Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

        I might be a little angry.

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          Next semester I’m sanitizing the computers. Students will use LibreOffice and they’ll like it.

          • The Ramen Dutchman@ttrpg.network
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            Could I recommend OnlyOffice for better collaboration and smoother easing in from MS Office?

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          Just remember to teach them that there are multiple UI variants.

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          I have been out of the PC game for a long time. Got a laptop recently and discovered you need to sign up for a subscription to use the office package, doesnt just come with windows any more. No big deal, my wife says she has a subscription as part of her phone contract.

          Cool. Easy.

          What. The fuck. Is this mess? Everything is saved on their servers instead of locally? I try to sign myself in but thats impossible because shes signed in except I cant use her licenses because im signed in which im not because shes signed in?

          WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HERE? WHO THE FUCK HAS PUT THEIR NAME TO THIS SHIT? HOW DOES ANY CUNT USE IT?

          Not only that but you cant just open excel any more, you have to open the whole windows office launcher portal (which isnt even called office) and fumble your way around to try and find the file first or some bollocks? I don’t even know I nearly launched the laptop out the fucking window.

          • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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            you can download and install the 2007 version of ms office tho, its available on the internet

            probably the last version that worked

    • blarghly@lemmy.world
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      • Nikls94@lemmy.world
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        looks at license agreement

        No you don’t.

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    *you’re

    • DeadPixel@lemmy.zip
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      No, you are…

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      i was about to say exactly that

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        i was about to say exactly that

        *I

  • beeng@discuss.tchncs.de
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    XDG dirs please and thank you

  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world
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    That’s hilarious, OP! Now do Vibe coding!

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      K bet

  • AmazingAwesomator@lemmy.world
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    ~

    boo!

    edit: i guess my tilde shows up as a tick. welp… time to die in cringe of myself.

    • taiyang@lemmy.world
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      It’s ok. I see a tilde. And yes, ~

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        I see a tidle, daddy~


        brb washing my… yea all of it

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    /home

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      Ah you mean 127.0.0.1?

  • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    i do all my coding in c:\documents and settings

    • ulterno@programming.dev
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      All the executable files I build go straight to SysWOW64

      Not really. I don’t have a SysWOW64.
      I deleted it long ago, along with System32 and other such things.

      • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        do all your coding in 8.3 filename convention.

        • dosuser123456@lemmy.sdf.org
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          i do (unless you count the copies with “_final” and similars appended to the name)

    • SoleInvictus@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      All my programs install straight into c:, directories are for the weak.

      • katy ✨@piefed.blahaj.zone
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        arrange all programs by penis

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          25 days ago

          eek.it

          those who know will know

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