This may be an unpopular opinion but we should consider moving the Canada / US border 250km north along the Detroit river. Moving the border north 250km would reduce the amount of cross border trips for the automotive industry negating a lot of the tariff issues. And I don’t think the geniuses ruling the US would realize that moving the border north along this stretch would result in Canada gaining over 9000km² of land.
The reason this may be unpopular is because Canada would inherit the Detroit Red Wings.
I hear you on the sensitivity of border discussions, but think of Charlie Chaplin’s “The Great Dictator”—a film that used humour and satire to expose the absurdity of dictators. Its impact was significant, as it helped shift public opinion away from totalitarian ideals during a critical time. Let’s keep making fun of the clown king and his henchmen.