skyler@lemmy.world to internet funeral@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoThe 2012 Babylemmy.worldimagemessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1389arrow-down15
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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 🏆@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up33arrow-down1·edit-22 years ago So declared J.H. Kellogg Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
minus-squareBuddahriffic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoIf bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 years agoWait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?
Kellogg also claimed that his corn flakes would stop people masturbating because it was super bland.
If bland cereals prevent masturbation, that must be why Tony the Tiger is so enthusiastic about frosted flakes.
Wait, what is the frosting? WHAT IS THE FROSTING?!?