Somebody put these two into a rocket together and fire them into the sun.

Now I know what you’re going to say. The Delta-V required to fire them into the sun is far higher than what it would take to simply launch them into the absence of deep space. However, I would say that it’s worth the extra effort to make sure they are destroyed within our solar system.

This way they may not ever return, stupider, richer, and with a large following of blithering idiots from space.