A bill to add a carving of President Donald Trumpto Mount Rushmore has been introduced by a MAGA politician.
Florida Representative Anna Paulina Luna announced the bill Tuesday calling for Trump to be added to the South Dakota monument with the message: “Let’s get carving.”
Ate the onion.
coughs, chokes, spits up onion chunks
Wait, fucking what?
This is real?
…
Ok then. Sure, fucking why not, of course.
I mean, fucking whatever. Mt Rushmore sucks, I’ve been there. It insults the natural scenery by being a shitty half finished project on what was originally a beautiful mountain. Adding Trump to it would make it an even better metaphor for the US government, especially when he stops paying developers halfway through and we end up with a partially finished version of his face
Not just a beautiful mountain, but a sacred mountain that was intentionally defaced because it was sacred.
You’re definitely correct, but I think it was technically faced rather than defaced.
Defaced by being faced
A riddle!!: I have been defaced, even though I have many. Who am I?
Trump’s ego would never allow it to stay half-finished. It’s just our tax dollars that would actually pay for it.
They wanted Ronnie Raygun up there, too. The qons literally adore the worst fucking people in history.
The bill is unlikely to receive the bipartisan support needed to pass Congress.
Understatement of the century, lol
These fucking losers.
Mount Rushmore already sucks ass but it could always suck more.
Mount Suckmore
First time I genuinely thought it was The Onion, and I’m shocked it’s not.
i hope she gets incumbency fucked, she deserves it for that one.
So basically they introduced a bill to create a public bathroom on the top of Mt Rushmore.
I guess now might be a good time to repost this lil meme I made:
Hey! I made something similar during his first term:
Get people outraged about stupid shit while they burn important shit to the ground.
How many more ways can they find to fellate this man?
That’s what I’m thinking reading this and other articles. It’s like the Republican party is reaching to find increasingly desperate ways to get into Trump’s graces, to the point that it feels like they’re running out of ideas by this point and have started a race to the bottom debasing themselves for his amusement.
How does this man hold so much sway over them? He has the charisma of a wet rag, the character and patience if a toddler, and the long term vision of a house fly. Out of all the things I read about him and his cult, this is the one thing that baffles me the most.
Interesting that they called the politician a “MAGA politician”.
My god. I joked about this only the other day. I hate when the absurd becomes this week’s embarrassment.
