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The fact i was considering this to be real for a Moment tells a lot about americans
That kid is going to develop a bondage fetish
For real. If you’ve ever woken up face down with your morning wood against the mattress you know this cross isn’t helping in the slightest
I’m glad this is clearly a satire website, because people have suggested and performed much much much worse in reality. A certain purveyor of corn flakes comes to mind
Corn flakes…?
Oh boy, you get to learn about Dr Kellogg without knowing anything about him but the cereal brand! Lucky
