The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 11 days agoYou might as well go for itlemmy.worldexternal-linkmessage-square32fedilinkarrow-up1560arrow-down117
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minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up39·11 days ago“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?” Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·11 days agoThat would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
minus-squareSergio@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·11 days agoMy other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
minus-squareOpenStars@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·10 days agoYou should’ve just crawled into my their lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-O
“So… uh… we’re all rotting lumps of flesh caught in the gravity well of a floating rock in space. Wanna hang out?”
Most the people I dated would have thought that was cool, til around the end of college age.
That would work on me, at age [hrm prm cough].
My other trick was, at a party, to sit in a big easy chair and slowly fall asleep while looking at someone I liked. it’s a trick I learned from a cat.
You should’ve just crawled into
mytheir lap. We literally live on a rock - why not? :-OIs that something that cats do?