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The SeaFoam House of Horrors

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The SeaFoam House of Horrors

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This whole house is painted seafoam green inside. Whole thing. And it does not have electricity, so you get natural seafoam green light, and either darkness or a fire hazard. What a gem!

Kitchen? Yep.

Living room? Yep.

Bathroom? Absolutely!

Wonder why it’s been available for 846 days 🧐🤔

https://www.realtor.com/realestateandhomes-detail/3403-Garner-Lake-Ln_Blue-River_WI_53518_M98613-44532

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The residence itself avoids certain modern technologies… The well pump operates by air pressure and what lighting is there is 12 volt

A car battery? or a small picnic generator

6/10 Flood Factor - This property has a 73.60% risk of flooding over 30 years.

Property is already Little Mermaid color ready.

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