You don’t wear your buttplug to school?
That’s a medicine spoon
Why are you shoving a medicine spoon up your ass?
If a butt plug was that shape, you’d have to spend the night in A&E
That’s just simply not true
I also came to this conclusion…
How do people not recognise medicine spoons? 😭
Because it’s not a medicine cup, and also is a buttplug?
Medicine cup? How much do you need? One side is half a tea spoon and the other is a table spoon
Not everything comes in pints
It’s like that blue dress green dress thing. All I see is a double ended anal plug. One side for the novice, one side for the pros.
😂
Someone had a very different childhood from me.
My favourite part of any David Dickinson show was watching the cameraman battle with the white balance.
You either got a guest that looked like Casper the friendly ghost, or David looking like he’d bathed in Ronseal.
😂
My staying home from school starter pack would be:
- big breakfast on channel four
- a read through of Digitiser on Teletext for gaming news and the latest on Mr T’s bins and his feud with Phil Mitchell
- the crystal maze on channel four after the big breakfast
- lucozade original, red stuff before they took out all the sugar
- Heinz chicken soup
- ren and stimpy and super nintendo
Solid list
