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minus-squareprayer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up42·2 years agoIDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
minus-squarewoof7939@iusearchlinux.fyilinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up32·2 years agoPlease, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
minus-squareJuxtaposedJaguar@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 years agoWhy write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 years agoObligatory: The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoHaha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick
IDEs are bloat. I write my code using command line and concatenating each line into the file.
Please, that’s way too high level, I move the file to a hdd, pull it out and then use a fridge magnet to change individual bits. Works like a charm.
Why write code when you can turn the transistors on and off yourself? I have a few thousand buttons connected to the CPU, and some homies and I open or close them on each clock cycle to feed it different instructions and inputs.
Real Programmers
Obligatory: The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer
Haha teletype goes clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick