Jokes on them, we used IVF, they got picked for who knows what reason under a microscope.
From your most photogenic swimmer.
Even in the old school way, this postcard is incorrect. The winner is rarely the fastest swimmer, as several sperm arrive at the egg before a single one is allowed inside.
Yeah, the egg decides who gets let in. “Happy Father’s Day from your most attractive (to Mom’s egg) swimmer”
“Damn, look at the tail on that one!”
Just saying, approximately 10% of IVF babies don’t have the genetics they think they do…
For the cheap and lazy.
Not an expert but I don’t think it’s as simple as “fastest swimmer”.
And people forget that we’re also the egg.
The egg is actually the major part of it (mitochondria?)
Yes, the mitochondria and all the other organelles. We’re mostly egg.
We support you until you ready to crack shell and come out
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No no, people don’t forget the egg, it’s just that the egg is just a bloody smear without the magic serum.
And the serum is just a stain in your sock without the magic egg.
Exactly, it’s when the magic happens that it matters. Otherwise it’s smears all around
FLazy: Father’s Day/Date Sun, Jun 16, 2024 for the USA.
You’ve still got like 2 weeks for the people who care.
Seriously, why did OP post this two weeks ahead of time
“You came for me, Dad.”
Yeah my mom was my dad for all but the first 3 years. My dad decided early he wanted another setup, so took off and got one. So somewhere out there i have a half brother and sister and all their resultant kin. We dont communicate
Thought you were saying your mom was trans at first.
Actually, the fastest swimmer bangs his head on the egg’s shell and gets none.
Second sperm gets the yolk
