Climate change isn’t real but we don’t want to change to avoid it
Climate change isn’t real, but the science says otherwise but that changes nothing
Climate change is real, but we want you to do the hard work by doing pointless things
Climate change is real, but its your fault and not ours because you’re poor
Climate change is real, and we’re now in a feedback cycle from overextended forests, permafrost releases, and overdevelopment, and doing anything impacts the most poor so there’s nothing we can do about it.
Climate change is real, we the wealthy and privileged did it, and there’s nothing you can do about it <– you are here
Climate change is real, and we’re dipping to colonize another planet while you all die
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