SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?message-squaremessage-square30fedilinkarrow-up1137arrow-down116
arrow-up1121arrow-down1message-squareCan serial killers sell their carbon offsets?SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square30fedilink
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoIt’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 year agoThat’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoAre you a semen producer denialist?
minus-squareexplodicle@local106.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoNo, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 year agoYou probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
It’s spread in a thin layer across the world like semen at a crime scene.
That’s a very charitable analogy, because most people don’t make any semen at all.
Are you a semen producer denialist?
No, I just think we should address massive ejaculation on a systemic level instead of propagating the “semen footprint” fallacy. It was designed by Big Dick to make you feel guilty and powerless.
You probably don’t swallow the company loads, right?
Company?