That would be the state where I live, which is redder than a baboon’s ass with heat rash. If trump were removed from the ballot here, I’d eat my underpants with a side of brocolli. I’d have to question everything I thought was real. I’d have to pinch myself with a nipple clamp to see if I’m really dreaming. Maybe I’ll do that anyway and take my mind off trump for awhile.
Wake me when it happens in a state he had a chance in hell of winning, because all I’m seeing is political theater.
That would be the state where I live, which is redder than a baboon’s ass with heat rash. If trump were removed from the ballot here, I’d eat my underpants with a side of brocolli. I’d have to question everything I thought was real. I’d have to pinch myself with a nipple clamp to see if I’m really dreaming. Maybe I’ll do that anyway and take my mind off trump for awhile.