It really is a great plant: Easy to grow even in bad soil, simple to harvest, full of starch, and easy to store without refrigeration. If you’ve got a sunny balcony and a big pot you can grow a fifty pounds a season, and you can start with potatoes you buy from the store.
While the Eastern hemisphere was breeding livestock the Western Hemisphere was breeding plants. (There’s only one domesticatable animal in the Americas so they had some free time.) With that time they created potatoes, hot peppers, tomatoes, maize, squash, pineapples, peanuts, and many more.
But surely there must have been some birds you could turn into the equivalent of chickens?
Sorry, there are two domesticable species native to the Americas: Llamas and turkeys. (Three if you count alpacas.)
However, the strategy to getting meat was different in a lot of the Americas. They didn’t want the big, stinky animals living nearby, so they’d manage habitats for wild animals. Then they’d go there to capture them.
This is also why explorers weren’t hit that hard by disease. By not having much exposure to diseases from animals, there weren’t that many the indigenous peoples could give to the Europeans, but the European livestock gave a lot of diseases back.
The only ones I can think of are quail, turkey, and maybe geese. Everything else is either very small or not easily contained/trained.
Boil em, mash em, stick em in a stew
PO-TAY-TOES
This suddenly sounded psychopatic
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me when curly fry:
sus.
Sus
I’m so glad everyone loves me.
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And salt
Duck fat, if possible.
Real French (actually Belgian) fries use horse fat
McDonald’s French fries use cow fat (for real, that’s why I stopped eating them)
Obligatory shout-out to !potatoism@lemmy.world. Feel free to crosspost there.
How does crossposting on lemmy work? I’ve never done it…
Click the Two squares button that says crosspost.
The Conquest of
BreadFrench Fries.my life is potato https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiqqC_fbP1c
i dream of potato
*Adding chips to grocery order I just made*
British or American chips?
Potatoes are awesome, so many different and delicious ways to prepare them.
I am so fucking hungry
We need more hungryposts on this sublemmy
May I introduce you to cats and dogs
Naw, potatoes are better. They also taste better
i just think they’re neat
