Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agoIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?message-squaremessage-square47fedilinkarrow-up1195arrow-down114
arrow-up1181arrow-down1message-squareIf other countries can afford massive internet pysops why can't I find a job in the states where I get to meme and troll all day for the US military?Daft_ish@lemmy.world to Showerthoughts@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square47fedilink
minus-squareDaft_ish@lemmy.worldOPlinkfedilinkarrow-up36arrow-down1·edit-21 year agoAt least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 year agoEmail the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.
minus-squareNightwatch Admin@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 year agoHey, you’re not CIA - you’re the bald guy from the XCOM council!
minus-squareBoofStroke@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 year agoIf you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place… I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.
Because you are not good at it
At least let me apply. Or is this some recruit type situation where they meet me in a dark alley and burn off my fingerprints.
Email the CIA. Apply for military intelligence.
Hello CIA,
How’s it going?
Doing alright, how you doing?
We will be in touch.
I think I just shit myself.
Hey, you’re not CIA - you’re the bald guy from the XCOM council!
If you have the background and get the right head hunter, you can get sponsored for your TS/SCI. I used to work for a place…
I will tell you, however, that working in a SCIF is not as awesome as it looks on TV.