• doctorcrimson@lemmy.today
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    1 year ago

    So you’re the reason I find my TV turned on in the morning.

    I’m going to find you. I will bill you for the power, and I will additionally calculate the cost of screen burn mileage on my TV. You will pay.

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      1 year ago

      Connect your TV power cable to an outlet or splitter with a switch, turn the switch off every time you won’t watch tv for long. Enjoy 90% defense against remotejackers and 1% higher calorie burn bonus.