A petrol fueled pump? Must be old.

Flamethrower.

Sadly any substances related to showering are percieved as dangerous by the stereotypical reddit mod. :D

There have been a few cases of android TVs having backdoors installed.

Yes, epic is weird. For some reason it doesn’t let me claim free games from heroic for a few weeks now.

Andrew is sadly to small to reach the other side.

It’s a 9 year old and some spinners have a hole on each side.

Your arrival was foretold.

Tho the r/de mods have this exact problem in recent times.

He wouldn’t ask you.

A 2001 honda civic you will not drive.

The comparably low battery life of phones could become a problem.

He’s known for putting instant noodles on the head of people depicted in his memes. You wouldn’t know him, since he’s mostly active in ich_iel.

An example:

To represent their creators.

How is it living in a theocracy worshipping our lord and savior Richard Stallman?

Well the penguins do produce eggs. He must be very jealous.

Both are also revealed to be a superior creature after the rebirth.

Enough to barely cover your first ambulance ride.

Since I’m German I used to exclusively use qwertz, but now I use both qwertz and qwerty with qwerty being my main when docked.