How is it blasphemy to text with Jesus? It’d be an honor.

Yeah, I’ve had a few. One that’s pretty innocent: my ex was my Ukrainian au pair. Pretty good classic porny scenario.

I hung in there until the company Hawaii trip, never went back.

I loved Sound Recorder. I’d play things backwards, then try to duplicate the pronunciation and see how it sounded.

It’s really a testament to your mom, OP. She insists on paying for my labor and voluntarily tips me generously every time.

I’ll say this for GIMP: it is a well-named piece of software. I do appreciate honesty. And I hate GIMP.

It looks like she’s doing what I do with the Ikea carts when they inexplicably give me 6DOF.

“Donald Trump just got into a helicopter with my child!”

Yeah, I see what you mean. I’m shocked that thing was left alone with a child.

Is what video of Trump walking alone to a plane with his hand on elons young son hitting different yet?

And if they say yes?

Interviewer is Green Party, they’re into that.

Might find that negging works on that person.

In Europe, that’s just a mainline centrist view blah blah blah Overton Window.

I think a decent number of interviewers will overlook one fart. Maybe two. Depending on the volume, duration, viscosity, etc.

I think you should tell me more about this walrus. So you’re saying there’s a lot of junk in the trunk?

It’s definitely possible. That’s one of my favorite spots! Small world!

And not make!

Hot, steamy showers. Warm blankets. Soup for your throat.

But a lot of other people did that and aren’t hung up about sex.

Oh. Got it.