They’re also patient and willing to push through a bit of pain for a reward

Weird, I didn’t know people pronounced it dye-cals /s

These comments are like a treasure trove.

I didn’t see anyone mention Kodi as an alternative to smart TVs. It’s better in every way than the Apple TV I won from a raffle at work. The best part is that my TV box is just a computer so I can use it to host other services too

It reminds me of my teacher from northern Wisconsin that would say words like “bag” and “flag” as “bayg” and “flayg”. She would say “back” and “flack” like you’d expect but for some reason “-ag” words got the different vowel

America has been strategically sitting on a couch eating strategic cheeseburgers for the past 50 years

Before the election I applied for software jobs at the IRS hoping to work on this. This country blows.

That’s why it needs to be a collective effort from the community. If the whole neighborhood came out brandishing arms I bet cowardly ICE would leave without a shot being fired

You can tell Ernie had a supportive family growing up but Bert was forced live in the closet. I’m glad they found each other though.

Weirod son of Nimrod, first of his name, hunter of rabbits

CRANK THAT HOGG, BROTHER!

We talked about woodworking in our one on one meetings instead of my “career goals”

Due to anti-DEI policies the agency is now called All Land Management

This is the fart side shat

ME AND THE PACK CRANK OUR HOGS OVER THERE AFTER OUR WEEKLY BOARDGAME NIGHT

Hide beneath your monkey skin Feel his love, nurture him Kill the truth or speak the name

Not thin enough. He should be quartered too.

Oof, right in the liver

Putin dood wat nou?

Crows can use tools and won’t need vehicles to travel. Dolphins don’t stand a chance.

That sounds a lot like the US constitution, amirite?

Please save me from this waking nightmare