Get a girlfriend who doesn’t impose arbitrary limitations on the work you do.

Now I have a name for why I refused to let my feet hang out of the covers or over the bed as a kid.

That is a very cute cat and dog.

Very poor choice of words.

{lemmysilver}

If you did that much day drinking you’d think you were the greatest, too.

“I need an adblocker.”

“Because of all the dumb shit they shove in your face?”

“No, because I want to buy all the dumb shit they shove in my face!”

Well, it would be insensitive to get mad.

she pinned an elite into a wall with a Banshee and fired on them for a solid minute

In the original Halo on Xbox, I found out that if you keep meleeing a dead elite, the blood splatter keeps getting reapplied to the ground around it, and the existing splatter never despawns. Do this for a minute and you can bring the frame rate of the game down to a single-digit-number.

To the game’s credit, it doesn’t crash or stop responding, it just keeps skipping frames to make up for the excessive graphics processor use. And if you turn away from the blood, the frame rate returns to normal. But your “paint job” remains in memory as long as you are on that level. As soon as you look at it again, the frame rate drops again.

leans in close to the interviewer

“That’s where that smell was coming from.”

What an article title.

Egon Spengler?

Besides Cthulhu?

Every trickster god like Loki, Q, Miss Frizzle…

Yeah, lets stare at a blue screen for five hours because the screensaver coded in Electron crashed minutes after takeoff.

Sony: “We can’t release this game because we don’t have enough money.”

Also Sony: spends more than that on lawyers to prevent anyone else from trying

Imperial fluids

Donald, is that you?

You’re right. What they meant to say is that it’s a snapshot of the world before many overarching things changed at roughly the same time.

Hard to tell if mom was telling the truth or not.