The little boot nugget even still had chicken toe bones.

I worry that fruit might soon be a little too ripe for p-bear. Then it’ll be time for hebehippo or even epheboelephant.

You can see all three at the Bronx Zoo’s new exhibit, Sexual Predators of the RNC, made possible by a gracious donation from Fox News’ own Megyn Kelly. Free admission and a picture with Jepstein the Closed Door Cuddles Clown for girls under 12!

“This is this person’s view, who was there for a lot of this, but that he was into the barely legal type. Like, he liked 15-year-old girls,” she continued. “I’m just giving you facts that he wasn’t into, like, 8-year-olds. But he liked the very young teen types that could pass for even younger than they were, but would look legal to a passerby.”

“And that is what I believed and that is what I reliably was told for many years.”

Kelly admitted that she began to change her opinion after Attorney General Pam Bondi claimed that Epstein had thousands of videos with child sexual abuse material.

“For the first time, I thought, oh, no, he was an actual pedophile,” the conservative host recalled.

Megan “I was fine with him fucking teenagers” Kelly, everyone.

And remove the in-app purchases.

A few weeks ago, I made a launcher with in-app purchases for my parents and thought I’d share it here with my brand new account with no other activity. Buy Try my app!

I’m being facetious: it would actually work, but it’s a stupid idea. Forgot the /s.

What the absolute fuck are you on about here.

Cocaine is your friend here, good sir.

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LOL lazy argument is lazy

Average is still doing better than you, so I’ll take it! Thanks!

No content, only crying and whining? Classic tantrum.

you’re just reaffirming all my assumptions about you.

All the assumptions? Reaffirmed?!

The average internet user is a moron.

Yet even they still keep showing you up. That has to sting.

Awww, someone is having a temper tantrum.

While I usually encourage punching up, maybe you shouldn’t do that with the average internet moron.

Have you considered thinking before posting or are you trying for a Facebook cringelord “Sound and the Fury” vibe? Maybe try not emulating Benjy so hard in the future.

I’ve found it fine for the last decade but I base my opinions on data, not online influences and vibes.

Given you’re regurgitating bullshit that could be disproven by a child, yeah, you’re not an an adult.

But is the reason these countries are “going to shit” race related? And what exactly does “going to shit” mean?

Since you referenced Kurt Caz, a notorious racist and xenophobe, I’m guessing your answer is yes and “less white”, but us adults in the room wonder about the real issues and their causes.

Their prose is so purple that I fear it’ll die from lack of blood flow.

Someone’s an idiot here, but it’s certainly not them.