And that one person is just Steve Huffman jerking it to rape videos.

Tell me what to get for my stupid iPhone.

When I saw all the downvotes, I suddenly realized that Beavis and Butthead are “for old people” now.

She should pull her shirt up to cover her head, hold her arms out like a cactus, and say “Are you threatening me?”

Edit: Since there seem to be many of you who are missing the reference.

It’s working.

So you’ve been propagandized into thinking there’s nothing you can do, so you shouldn’t care.

If only there were some sort of very simple mechanical “unburdening machine.”

This is what I used before work took away my nice phone and replaced it with a bullshit iPhone. Switched to Overcast since PA is not available for iOS.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_(Marvel_Cinematic_Universe)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rocket_Raccoon

Seems like “Rocket Raccoon” is most certainly a raccoon.

Rocket

Since Nov 13, 2006?

Don’t forget “Time spent eating a snack so that you have the energy to figure out and prepare what you actually want to eat.”

Muscle (the pork we eat) and mucous membranes (where tonsillectomies happen) have got to be different enough to produce different odors when burnt.

If you throw enough shit, some of it will stick.

Pritzker, maybe?

“Oh, but we can. And we will.”

Aldi has little shakers of bagel seasoning. Regular, jalapeno, asiago cheese. They make anything taste better. Buttered toast? Bagel seasoning. Salad? Bagel seasoning. Eggs? Bagel seasoning. Sandwich? Motherfucking bagel seasoning.

*prescriptivist

It’s a joke, entirely about the pedantry you aptly observe.

A lot more people.

Not if they’re autistic.