The bird or the trampoline?

I try to take to heart that somebody is always learning about something basic for the first time and that that’s okay BUT where the hell have you been the last couple of months that you haven’t heard of DOGE the agency?!?!

Wait, I read the article and the headline is pretty much on point? What am I missing?

I beleive it was just an Instagram post. Not from a porn or anything

These themed hotels are getting out of hand

Jokes on you, I just keep tab groups on my phone. Only 3 groups of 500 tabs are hanging out and it’s it’s own overwhelming problem…

They can’t, that’s why they keep dying in car crashes

Hilda

It’s on Netflix and I cannot express enough how much I adore this show

I don’t want my mom to be able to turn her computer into a paperweight…

Tho those complicated outcome trends can have issues with things like minorities having worse health outcomes due to a history of oppression and poorer access to Healthcare. Will definitely need humans overseeing it cause health data can be misleading looking purely at numbers

She doesn’t deserve this

I was at least hoping World War III would be kicked off by something interesting. Not two men getting cranky at another man for perceived lack of sufficient ball gargling

I don’t have any great answers, only jumping off points.

But maybe something religious that looks like a utility? Crosses wouldn’t work cause they are way too ubiquitous. Gotta be something weirdly distributed.

Or maybe some sort of holiday decoration? Holidays have so much wierd lore that just wouldn’t make sense outside current society. Not sure what exactly it would be tho but feels like fertile ground

It’s like catching a glimpse at the alternate timeline simular to seeing donated super bowl merch

I always ask for the can (with a heartfelt please and thank you hand signal). I’ve never been told no. Tho most times the can is handed over already opened. Wouldn’t suprise me if this was true tho but also wouldn’t suprise me if that’s just an excuse to save 20¢.

Can I please get the can?

Fuck. Good point. Guess I’ll just have to come to peace with me being a hypocrite when it comes to what I find acceptable.

Only because I find these specific videos to be quite funny, maybe there can be a “satire/criticism of a public figure” exception that could exist

I guess nowadays, it’s not the biggest deal but it’s just an old internet habit was to not break people’s browsers

Pdf link warning: https://crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/LSB/LSB10186

This is something I had found the other week that led me to beleive that he probably could