It’s pitchforks and guillotines time.

‘two men who tasted it’… From the wiki article. What the actual fuck. ‘Let’s try the random sky meat’.

I enjoy being breastfed, shitting myself, and mewling.

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This house is cracking. Some furniture you don’t like doesn’t make the house awful.

I haven’t seen or heard of this gormless fat-headed Trump-fellating gobshite in ages. It was a good run.

It’s awful. It appears to know things to the layman, but if you actually know anything about a subject, you’ll notice that more often than not it is incorrect.

I confused him with Peter Hitchens for a minute, and was about to say that he’s a complete cunt.

Yeah, this is completely standard.

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I’m just a customer so he can sit there if he likes. Unless we’re talking Joffrey as I couldn’t deal with his horrid little face.

Excellent tits, no doubt, but that horrible Ben Shapiro face cancels them out.

Happy to say there are no chavs round my way, nor council flats, so none.

I’m in England and have no dollars, so the answer is ‘none’.

Presumably you remember writing that angry rant we all read? You’re clearly angry that anyone would have the temerity to think old TV was anything but shit soaps, and that it was all boring slop.

Maybe you don’t remember as you have problems remembering plots and happenings from week to week. You’re like the Memento guy, only screaming incoherently, shaking your fist at clouds.

Can there actually be anything more boring than old tv?

Yes. Your insufferable attitude. Your ridiculous views of what old TV was like. Your silly anger over an imaginary thing that never was and that you clearly know nothing about.

What did I miss?

Obviously you missed hundreds of excellent shows that laid the foundations of modern tv. Obviously not everything from before your angry memory is worthless.

This administration is replete with some of the worst people alive. Awful, horrible cunts, every last one of them.

He’s not on a lead, but he’s old, deaf, and blind, so he couldn’t catch an animal if it was right in front of him.

We go for a walk with the kids and dog, and he follows. Cats do what they want.

Aldous Huxley would like a word.