“OxyContin Plush embodies the distinct design of the OxyContin pill, faithfully recreated as a plush toy. Display it proudly as a unique addition to your collection.”
This post is not a AD or endorcement it should go without saying but DONT BUY THIS. I formatted it like a AD sothat you gan get the same “Why the fuck does this exist?!” moment that I did :)
Giantmicrobes.com is the OG
I randomly sent my sister a gonorrhea plushy years ago. She keeps it in her car and tells new passengers I gave her the clap.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen something very similar to that done with molecules. I kind of thought that’s what this was at first, an oxycodone molecule plushie. Which would at least have some education value.
Clickable link, since I was curious if it was real.
Based on the Netflix drama outlining how drug companies pushed oxy on doctors and patients. It looks safe, friendly, and marketable for a reason
The most explicitly sinister “if not friend, why friend shaped?”
Is it stuffed with OxyContin?
I guarantee you that some idiots are going to buy this as a result of this post.
They look like the most Temu ass m&m
The fun M&M
Great for kids!
"Why the fuck does this exist?!
My immediate reaction.
Eta: owned by Perdue pharma?! 🤯
“Eta”? The lowest social caste in Edo Period Japan?
Edited To Add
Hunh. Here I thought the usual “edit:” did that just fine. TIL, I guess.
