“OxyContin Plush embodies the distinct design of the OxyContin pill, faithfully recreated as a plush toy. Display it proudly as a unique addition to your collection.”
This post is not a AD or endorcement it should go without saying but DONT BUY THIS. I formatted it like a AD sothat you gan get the same “Why the fuck does this exist?!” moment that I did :)


Based on the Netflix drama outlining how drug companies pushed oxy on doctors and patients. It looks safe, friendly, and marketable for a reason
The most explicitly sinister “if not friend, why friend shaped?”