“OxyContin Plush embodies the distinct design of the OxyContin pill, faithfully recreated as a plush toy. Display it proudly as a unique addition to your collection.”
This post is not a AD or endorcement it should go without saying but DONT BUY THIS. I formatted it like a AD sothat you gan get the same “Why the fuck does this exist?!” moment that I did :)


Giantmicrobes.com is the OG
I randomly sent my sister a gonorrhea plushy years ago. She keeps it in her car and tells new passengers I gave her the clap.
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I’m pretty sure I’ve seen something very similar to that done with molecules. I kind of thought that’s what this was at first, an oxycodone molecule plushie. Which would at least have some education value.
Clickable link, since I was curious if it was real.