gerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agoI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comimagemessage-square209linkfedilinkarrow-up1870arrow-down134
arrow-up1836arrow-down1imageI stand by my statement about people who cut sandwiches horizontallyreddthat.comgerald_eliasweb@reddthat.com to memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 6 days agomessage-square209linkfedilink
minus-squareThePantser@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up19·6 days agoI cut mine in the 4th dimension
minus-squarenot_woody_shaw@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·6 days agoIts an open-faced timelike curve.
minus-squarebizarroland@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoYour sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
minus-squaretpihkal@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·6 days agoThen why does it cast a spherical shadow?
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 days agoYou have pizza without a crust? That’s just dehydrated soup.
minus-squareSaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·5 days agoa pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoBox? That is your mental construct alone, man.
minus-squaregrue@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·6 days agoThat’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
minus-squareBlue_Morpho@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 days agoThere’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
I cut mine in the 4th dimension
Its an open-faced timelike curve.
Your sandwich is all wibbly wobbly.
Time is a flat circle.
Then why does it cast a spherical shadow?
So like an Uncrustable.
Mobius sandwich
Like a pizza.
You have pizza without a crust?
That’s just dehydrated soup.
That’s a pizza.
a pizza is a bunch of triangles made to form a circle in a square box. PICK A GEOMETRIC LANE.
Box?
That is your mental construct alone, man.
That’s nothing; I cut mine in the Age of Aquarius!
Hope you wore a hair net.
Buckaroo Banh Mi over here…
There’s no other way to cut a sandwich but in the 4th dimension. Otherwise you’ll be standing around all day waiting.
Well yeah, time exists.