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      /putting hand to ear

      Quick update, it looks like the Depression Wolf has also joined forces with the ADHD/Anxiety team. What an exciting turn of events! Back to you, Jim.

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        OK so it seems depression wolf and anxiety wolf are pulling each other in different directions… it’s causing a lot of confusion but isn’t a successful strategy…

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    Inside you are two dinosaurs. One is a brontosaurus and the other is an apatosaurus. Oh wait, I’m just receiving word that they’re the same. Oh wait, I’m just receiving word again that they’re different. You should really see a doctor to remove those 40,000 lbs ancient creatures from your body.

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    Wolves are quite relaxed most of the time. I guess the trick could be to feed them and make them content otherwise? Or just give them methylphenidate. :)