I really like this meme, but it needs a “, Mr. Frodo,” inserted between the words “cocktail,” and “and.”
Make sure to side-arm lob it, don’t let it spill on you!
If you dip, tape the rag to the bottle and close it there’s no spillage. Safety first!
Bortles!!
Fun fact: If you don’t throw it, not much happens, really.
Good old Samwise, a real salt of the earth fellow.
(Something something something his boots weren’t fucking yellow)
his boots weren’t fucking yellow
I’m clearly ootl here, what does this mean?
I wrote the first sentence, then remembered the poems Tolkein wrote about Tom Bombadil.
Tom Bombadil was a merry old fellow
his jacket was blue and hit boots were yellow
(not verbatim, from memory)
Well, I’m talking about Sam and he’s a hobbit, he doesn’t even wear boots. It was mostly just weird silly connections in my head after writing down the first sentence fairly seriously. I had just happened to end the sentence with “fellow” and then couldn’t help myself.
