“Can think for herself” makes me thing they’re just trolling
“Can think for herself”.
Dude really wants to do the “Where you do want to go eat?” “I dunno, where do you want to go eat?” vicious cycle?
Vaping would be a deal breaker for me. Besides being douchy, I just plain don’t like it, just how I hate smoking. Piercings I probably wouldn’t like outa taste, but someone who can think for themselves is a must otherwise I’d get bored quickly. Not being able to cook would be somewhat problematic as I can’t cook well either, soooo…
You can learn to cook together 😻
He forgot to include “- Can recognize satire”
Yeah, this has to be satire, right? Right?
You’d hope so but it aligns way too close to a lot of the “trad wife” types for me to be too sure
That just means it’s good satire
Nah, good satire can be recognized as satire. This is indistinguishable from what some manosphere dudes post.